A new joke for solid state physicists:
Professor : I will turn you into a direct lattice by the end of the semester!
Student : No problem Sir, I will survive.
Professor: What?! Then I will do even worse,- I will examine you with X-rays and turn you into a reciprocal lattice!!!
Student:No problem Sir, I will still survive because I have the symmetry of a simple cube of unit length..
Author: Vlad Zamlynny: email: email@example.com
Curator: Dan Thomas email: <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Last Updated: Friday, April 18 1997