A new joke for solid state physicists:

Professor : I will turn you into a direct lattice by the end of the semester!

Student : No problem Sir, I will survive.

Professor: What?! Then I will do even worse,- I will examine you with X-rays and turn you into a reciprocal lattice!!!

Student:No problem Sir, I will still survive because I have the symmetry of a simple cube of unit length..
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Author: Vlad Zamlynny: email: zamlyny@chembio.uoguelph.ca
Curator: Dan Thomas email: <thomas@chembio.uoguelph.ca>
Last Updated: Friday, April 18 1997